Who Wants To Be Famous?

I always knew there was a reason I never wanted to be recognizably famous.

They hunt you when you're alive, and after you die they auction your toilet on eBay - and then someone steals it before it can be delivered to the buyer.  Which is exactly what happened to Jerry Garcia.

(If this was fake news planted in the paper on April Fools Day, I apologize.   I still wouldn't want to be recognized, what a pain in the ass.)